Q:”Is Suzaku really an asshole?” A: Yes. There isn’t an anime character or entity known as Suzaku who isn’t an asshole, let us all pray together that he will be rapidly executed in Code Geass.

Q:”What do you think of the female characters in Fire Emblem” A: There have been a lot of characters in the Fire Emblem franchise over the years and on the whole I’d say they’re hit and miss with a variety of some pretty good characters and a lot of really bad ones. Being a classical fantasy series FE prescribes mostly to the “dainty maiden” mold for its female characters, even the ones who are supposedly really strong (there have been some stand out “swordmasters” and in the GC game and its wii sequel there was the female wyvern rider) and tomboyish tend to be excessively girly in some way. Not to mention that most are priests or magicians or dancers… There is also a distinct lack of female main protagonists in the series. There finally was one in the third GBA game but even she had a brother complex so you know. I also am not going to forgive them for making the wonderful Lyndis from the 7th game only the lead of the prologue, they really squandered that one. As a separate issue I feel like they really fell down with the integration of the Laguz but I don’t want to go into that. I will also say that I don’t care for the limited number of uses per weapon, it’s really fucking annoying. Not as annoying as games where your weapons randomly break, but nonetheless. Of course the most annoying thing is that the characters can die for good. This is absolutely pointless because no one will ever really let their characters die and either they’ll just give up or they’ll replay the stage.

Q:”Is sodomy painful?” A: Of course it is, that’s the whole point. But you can eventually acclimate yourself to it, or perhaps take pleasure in the pain, and then it’s just somewhat uncomfortable because it’s unnatural. Just take a few measures of brandy before your first time and you’ll be fine.

On that note the thing that people now come to my blog looking for the most are interesting and amusing videos from redtube. Let it not be said that I ignore what my fans want. all links will open in a new window/tab

Here we have a man and a sex doll. Not a lot to say about that but it’s kind of interesting.

Here is quite possibly the worst sex scene I’ve seen in my life featuring two shemales who look to have been around and around the block.

This scene is a bit more interesting, a transsexual with a woman in some dominance play, always an interesting combination.

Here we have a woman with pierced nipples pegging (using a strap-on to fuck a man anally) a man who is allegedly her husband while stroking him off. Is he coming from the sodomy or the masturbation, you be the judge.

This is a longer version of the surreal large dildo insertion video that I linked earlier in the month, it starts with the inception (making) of the the dildo and eventually works its way into the usage of it. Because the human body (the vagina in particular) can only accommodate so much length such a large dildo is a novelty item for most people but there can be a strong psychological affect gained from its usage that surpasses the physical pleasure. Or maybe it just hurts like hell, see for yourself.

And to cap this entry off we have some femdom, this is more the sort of pornographic femdom where it’s questionable just how much pain the man is actually in but there is very little free hard BDSM content out there so this is what you get, and a lot of people like to see that kind of thing and it’s got a fair length. I recommend leaving it running while you eat a bowl of granola or something like that.