Fight back against female exploitation: never pay for pornography Saturday, Apr 4 2009 

I have no idea why this amuses me so much, or why I’m wasting time watching pornography, but I’m sure that out of all the people who come to my blog looking for porn there is someone who can appreciate

this video. So if you’re that person then go ahead an enjoy it.

Seriously speaking, I’m usually not interested in stripping, dancing, or oiling videos; however, there was just something about this one and the others like it on spankwire which captivated me. Maybe attractive Asian women and lousy techno music just compliment each other?

Panda Ring Sunday, Apr 13 2008 

Q:”Is Suzaku really an asshole?” A: Yes. There isn’t an anime character or entity known as Suzaku who isn’t an asshole, let us all pray together that he will be rapidly executed in Code Geass.

Q:”What do you think of the female characters in Fire Emblem” A: There have been a lot of characters in the Fire Emblem franchise over the years and on the whole I’d say they’re hit and miss with a variety of some pretty good characters and a lot of really bad ones. Being a classical fantasy series FE prescribes mostly to the “dainty maiden” mold for its female characters, even the ones who are supposedly really strong (there have been some stand out “swordmasters” and in the GC game and its wii sequel there was the female wyvern rider) and tomboyish tend to be excessively girly in some way. Not to mention that most are priests or magicians or dancers… There is also a distinct lack of female main protagonists in the series. There finally was one in the third GBA game but even she had a brother complex so you know. I also am not going to forgive them for making the wonderful Lyndis from the 7th game only the lead of the prologue, they really squandered that one. As a separate issue I feel like they really fell down with the integration of the Laguz but I don’t want to go into that. I will also say that I don’t care for the limited number of uses per weapon, it’s really fucking annoying. Not as annoying as games where your weapons randomly break, but nonetheless. Of course the most annoying thing is that the characters can die for good. This is absolutely pointless because no one will ever really let their characters die and either they’ll just give up or they’ll replay the stage.

Q:”Is sodomy painful?” A: Of course it is, that’s the whole point. But you can eventually acclimate yourself to it, or perhaps take pleasure in the pain, and then it’s just somewhat uncomfortable because it’s unnatural. Just take a few measures of brandy before your first time and you’ll be fine.

On that note the thing that people now come to my blog looking for the most are interesting and amusing videos from redtube. Let it not be said that I ignore what my fans want. all links will open in a new window/tab

Here we have a man and a sex doll. Not a lot to say about that but it’s kind of interesting.

Here is quite possibly the worst sex scene I’ve seen in my life featuring two shemales who look to have been around and around the block.

This scene is a bit more interesting, a transsexual with a woman in some dominance play, always an interesting combination.

Here we have a woman with pierced nipples pegging (using a strap-on to fuck a man anally) a man who is allegedly her husband while stroking him off. Is he coming from the sodomy or the masturbation, you be the judge.

This is a longer version of the surreal large dildo insertion video that I linked earlier in the month, it starts with the inception (making) of the the dildo and eventually works its way into the usage of it. Because the human body (the vagina in particular) can only accommodate so much length such a large dildo is a novelty item for most people but there can be a strong psychological affect gained from its usage that surpasses the physical pleasure. Or maybe it just hurts like hell, see for yourself.

And to cap this entry off we have some femdom, this is more the sort of pornographic femdom where it’s questionable just how much pain the man is actually in but there is very little free hard BDSM content out there so this is what you get, and a lot of people like to see that kind of thing and it’s got a fair length. I recommend leaving it running while you eat a bowl of granola or something like that.

The importance of stretching exercises Thursday, Apr 3 2008 

Personally I watch pornography to be amused rather than aroused. Today while browsing on Redtube I’ve come across quite a little gem which is possibly just an advertisement for a website. But the strangeness of the 3 minute clip is the situation. You have a blonde woman using large dildos on herself on a crappy table in a room with dildos packaged on the walls as two men who are probably just dressed as doctors watch on. When it comes time for the finale a dumpy older man comes in “to check how things are going” and then he pushes against her as the two other guys (one of whom is black of course) try to insert as much of a dildo that looks to be the size of my leg into her as possible. They warn not to try it at home, that it’s a professional whore. And indeed you have to be a certain type to get a leg shoved up against your cervix. hmm well it might be worth a look here, enjoy if large insertions and humiliation are your thing.

condoms Saturday, Mar 8 2008 

The other day when I was writing about household objects that could be used for anal insertion, long story short: go buy a dildo (don’t use deodorant bottles!), I recommended that even if you took steps to sanitize it you should cover it with a condom (I guess I should have said something about lubricant, but that’s a matter of taste). I was pretty confident that a condom would be able to fit over any likely thing since I’d heard that it could hold 1-2 liters of water. Well lo and behold that I randomly came across this video of a condom covering up a coke bottle. I was intrigued for a minute because I thought someone was going to insert the bottle into one orifice or another (I’ve seen it before, but anybody could get at least the cap in) but that didn’t happen. I’m pretty sure that the video is just a message about safe sex awareness so that is what it is, but it’s kind of amusing to see a condom slid over a coke bottle anyway.

Let me say this though, if you stretch a condom out to its extremes like that, especially over something ridged or rough textured, it’s probably not a good idea to use that condom for sex, just in case it were to break. The thing about latex is that it’s only so resistant to friction when stretched out. This is why latex gloves break so easily. Condoms are made to withstand a lot of friction but I wouldn’t bet on that condom lasting for more than a handful of minutes stretched out over that coke bottle while it’s used as a dildo. This goes for any kind of vegetable as well. I would recommend using a new condom every time you have sex, even during a single session, for similar reasons. Well it’s slightly dependent upon sperm output and you know… if the guy only lasts a few minutes maybe it’s one thing. But definitely if it goes on for more than 10 minutes and he comes, switch the condom. You can never be too careful with that one even though I think most condoms are pro-rated for an hours usage and 100 ml of sperm.

Last thing: don’t buy a condom made in China. Are you really going to trust the Chinese with your genitals when they put antifreeze in mouth rinse and poisonous paint on children’s toys?