I never knew that fake tits looked so bad when filmed in black and white Thursday, Apr 23 2009 

porn and satire and spankwire , , , , reuche 8:41 am

You can see an example of what I’m talking about right here.

 

Fight back against female exploitation: never pay for pornography Saturday, Apr 4 2009 

eurotrash and porn and spankwire and videos , , , , , reuche 6:43 am

I have no idea why this amuses me so much, or why I’m wasting time watching pornography, but I’m sure that out of all the people who come to my blog looking for porn there is someone who can appreciate

this video. So if you’re that person then go ahead an enjoy it.

Seriously speaking, I’m usually not interested in stripping, dancing, or oiling videos; however, there was just something about this one and the others like it on spankwire which captivated me. Maybe attractive Asian women and lousy techno music just compliment each other?

 

The Promised Iranian Porn Tuesday, Oct 7 2008 

porn and redtube and satire and women , , , , , , reuche 5:48 am

I’m not sure why people are coming to my blog looking for this, possibly because I have a link to “the blog of an Iranian woman” and tags for “porn” and “redtube” so if someone is looking for “iranian porn on redtube” and for some bizarre reason doesn’t just want to search redtube then they would get to my site.

Now as you all know I strive to keep my readers happy and not disappoint on the grounds of a lack of absurdity. So I scoured the “youtube-like” porn sites I know and the only ones that came up with videos with “Iranian” in the title were spankwire.com and slutload.com. Don’t ask why I know of a site called slutload… If you type in “Iran” at various other sites you might get grab bags of allegedly middle-eastern women but I can’t begin to identify their country or region or ethnicity. Let me swear this to you: I might be able to tell the difference between Lebanese and German pussy but I can not tell the difference between Turkish and Iranian pussy.

And since I stopped paying attention to such things there are quite a few other porn video sites out there so just try your luck, it’s out there. Just not on redtube. or youporn. I wish I could remember the one that was like fhll.com or something though, I bet it would pretend like it had something too.